There was a fella that had a puncture in his car, he jacked his wheel up & removed his wheel. As he put it down he lost all his hub nuts down the drain. He was devastated as he didn't have any spares. Then he heard ''Oi mate'' He looked up at the top of this high security wall & a man had managed to poke his head over the top. ''Just seen what you did there mate. Now, take one nut off each of the other three wheels & put them on your spare wheel. If you take it easy you'll get home no bother''.
''Thats a fantastic idea!" replied the stricken motorist. ''Tell me, what place is that you're in?'' The fella said ''it's a mental home for the criminally insane, but I do not deserve to be here as I am totally innocent. They said I murdered my best friend but it was n't me I'm not mad!"
''You know what'' said the car driver ''If you come up with ideas like that then I'm inclined to believe you. Leave it with me & I'll get onto the home office to review your case, ok?''
''That would be great'' exclaimed the inmate''
So the fella took one wheel nut from each of the other wheels, secured the spare wheel, and put the flat tyre & jack away. Suddenly, as he was going to wave goodbye & get in his car, a half brick smacked him right on the back of the head, knocking him over! Startled, with claret p1551ing out between his fingers as he felt a gaping wound in his head, he looked up at the top of the wall as the inmate shouted ''You won't forget now will you?"
