chewing gum on the spanner to get the nut back on a vespa main exhaust bolt, very fiddly!......... crisp packet in a vespa selector box to jam it in fourth after the selector arm snapped..... bump start it down a hill though! then ride the clutch at junctions, or stall, and start again! bathroom silicon used for a lammy rear hub oil seal, and dry the oil soaked brake shoes out over a camping stove, or boil them in a pan on the stove....... snapped clutch lever on a lammy, two washers off your chaincase side either side of the snap,, a small tie wrap, and youve just enough to pull away ... drags a bit though. blown drive side oil seal? stop every once in a while to clean your plug, and fill up gearbox with two stroke........ poor mans autolube! sticks and gaffer tape to hold a smashed headset together after a crash, got there and back on it. a stolen washing line, paisley scarves, bungees, rope off a wagon in a lay-by, all used for tow ropes. p155 in you gilera runner coolant tank if its over heating. credit cards cut up for reed petals........ it"s endless...!
