
I thought the exhaust was an oil tank.

First proper scooter was a 150 super in 1986 that angelo (founder of what became motech) fixed up for £35 and I painted at work. It was a great scooter (at least for a 150 super) but I wrote it off in a jousting bout with a lada (uncoolest crash ever) 7 days after putting it on the road. I still can't move my left arm properly.
First car was a yellow beetle in 1990 which I modified to 'cal look' and built a 1700 engine with high lift cams etc etc in my mam's dining room. Amazingly that's still on the road.