tony wrote:Now I've a great one.. and I Know Dave will probably shoot me.. thats if he remembers who I am.. but Pembrey around 1989(?) (i'm sure it was pembrey) and basically soemthing happens on the start and Mr Webster here, lies on the track almost DEAD! Anyway even if he gets up he has no chance of catching up so the unconcious dave uses his head and lies still.. the race is of course stopped and miraculously Mr Webbo recovers to go off and win (i think!)

now thats a race brain..
WOW! Well........ and yes that really is TRUE. I'd totally forgotten. I'm just racking my brain to try and remember the why's and the wherefors, but yes, that really did happen! It wasn't at all "planned" but I (ahem) shall we say "loitered" on the track at the start (I really can't remember why, maybe I'll have to dig out the race results to jog my memory!). Anyway, something happened, and I was suddenly "recovered"..... and whoopee dooooo! They restarted the race! Kinda makes up for one Donnington Park "loop" event a couple of seasons before. Grp2 & Grp3 combined arrived on the line, it was an EMSA event, and they had a new girl as start marshal. She had no idea at all. Not the least!. Not even a glimpse of an idea! Now, on the very few occasions when I started a race, I'd stand full in the middle of the track, and raise the flag high, holding the bottom with my spare hand. Then I'd GLARE! Yes GLARE!!!! Grrrrr! Grrrrrrrrr! At those poxy bast**rd riders who would suffer a fate much worse than a slow agonising painful death if they so much as THOUGHT about a jump start in MY race. I'd walk off the track, turn, and then SUDDENLY drop that flag. No if's and buts, GONE! A succesful start. But not this poor little girlie at Donnington. She was too embarrased and thought it was a great giggle. With a slight flicker of a flourish, she SORT of MAYBE waved it a bit, maybe sort of twitched her arm, like a little spasm? Or a mini twitch. Some went. Some didn't. Steve Ives stopped just up the track, wondering what the hell was going on. Terry Frankland, looking behind to SEE what the hell was WAS going on, then ran in the back of him and went flying. I sat there. What a shambles. I switched off the motor, and just sat there. Waiting for the restart. The must happen restart that quite OBVIOUSLY was going to happen. Then an official walked out saying " If you can't start your scooter can you please get it off the track please?" There was slowly a realisation dawning. Maybe like a Baldrick type slow burning Really Cunning Plan. The sort of realisation, that to have an argument in the middle of the track about whether the race had actually started...... or not, while the rest of the race now seemed to be taking place, maybe wasn't such a good idea....... I don't think I QUITE won that race!
Hey! Is one of you gonna sort this out? We need a NEW header....
The 4 R'rrrrs "Retired Racers Remember Races"
Then maybe we can ALL come up with some memories, and not just me!
Dj "The older I seem to be the faster I remember going" Webbo