not dishwasher, but kitchen related. me mate put his lammy casing in the oven to get the rear hub bearing out (when his mam was out at bingo) took casing out, turned it round, and red hot bearing fell on the new lino!....so he drops the casing picks up the bearing with the oven gloves, and puts it in the sink...turns round to see the hot casing bubbling away on the new lino! SHITE! what the f@@k to do?...AHA! he goes to local shop and buys a rug for the kitchen floor...aye, them kitchen rugs we all have

, told his mam that it was a present for her, and spent two weeks doing all the housework and kitchen chores (I"LL DO THAT MAM) to stop her seeing the damage..... she found out eventually and was alrite about it....
