Moses carried this down from the mountain ~ Inside were glorious pictures of scooters never before or after seen ~ So beautiful were they
There were
10 commandments upon which all Proper Scooterists Were to abide
1. Don"t cover your neighbors wasp
2. You should look upon lesser scooter riders with sympathy for they know no better
3. Learn to fettle with mettle
4. Don"t be scared of oiling your hands
5. It"s not a crime to tune
6. Beware of the dodgy dealers ~ they are the devils angels
7. Straddling a wasp is worse than buggery ( Or Leads too it )
8. Twist n Go is a one-way ticket to hell
9. The pearly gates will be closed for sinners ~ practisers of the piaggio religion
10. Lead your life to the full ~ It"s precious ~ Ride the Lambretta ~ Don"t Waste it Sitting on Washing Machines with 2 Wheels
All in the ~ Best Possible Taste ~ Of Course