Scooterotica

Why is it that the washer you need is the one nobody has?
Why does a 5 min job take 4 hours?
Why does a perfectly serviceable Lambretta become a piece of crap the week before a rally?

This isn't one of the big questions but something I have always wondered.
Why don't slugs eat dandelions?

Friend of mine says he allows at least an hour for every nut and bolt you put on a Lambretta, No 5 minute jobs on Lambretta.

I know the answer to question 3..... because it's not being used often enough!

Now that's unfair
I have done nearly 25 miles this year.

dennis wrote:Friend of mine says he allows at least an hour for every nut and bolt you put on a Lambretta, No 5 minute jobs on Lambretta.

Agreed, one of my mates couldn't believe that I spent two full afternoons trying to get a set of floor runners on. Nor the bloodbath that ensued.

Slugs don't eat dandelions because there fattening.

Slugs don't eat dandelions because it makes
them p155 all night
and it leaves a trail