Scooterotica

That needs a bigger garage!! Ha ha.

No, not just you, it's a universal man thing.
Nice bike, is it a 600 or a blade ?

600..... Quick enough....

thats a posh garage, its got a carpet !

holty

That's only because my mum owns a carpet shop!!! Ha ha.

A quick way to make more room would be to take that cuntorcycle outside and burn it, problem solved

At least it's bloody dry.

first a washer or dryer then its a bloody freezer, then they want someplace for garden tools. put your foot down man

Ha ha, can't even get into my garage anymore. Have moved into the shed now.

Monty wrote:first a washer or dryer then its a bloody freezer, then they want someplace for garden tools. put your foot down man

We have 2 freezers in the house. My wife wanted to add a third in the garage! MY GARAGE. I told her if she did I'd take it straight to the tip.

I came home one night and found an effing freezer right at the front of MY GARAGE! I'd rather have caught her in bed with the postman. It went straight to the tip as promised.

I haven't had sex for 4 years.