
I was planning on riding my Rally to Croatia for Vespa World Days and my mate was taking his PX but he has just bought a brand new GTS and offered me his old one at the price the dealer offered in part-ex. After several long international trips on classics during which I've carried out major engine surgery in a variety of picturesque locations from the Alps to the Republic of Ireland and all points in between, the temptation of a journey where every moment wasn't spent worrying what was about to fall off or go bang was too much for me and I succumbed to the DarkSide.
So what's it like after a few weeks of ownership? Well it hasn't got any prettier that's for sure, but I get why people like them. Its nice and comfortable, deceptively fast up to about 65mph (nearly 80 on the ludicrously optimistic speedo) and runs out of puff completely at about 75mph. So realistically, not quite fast enough for regular motorway use. It'll keep up with traffic but you've nothing left in reserve. Around town its a joy, not having gears is great and the brakes are awesome. The suspension and handling is good and the space under the seat is brilliant too. So as an urban runabout with potential for long distance use as well I can't fault it.
But!
Anyone who thinks that owning a GTS has even the remotest thing to do with classic scooter ownership is deluding themselves. It has as much in common with a traditional scooter as a new Fiat 500, a new Beetle, a new Mini or a new Triumph Boneville has with their respective 1960s equivalents and if you don't get that, then quite frankly you'll never understand why anyone would own any classic vehicle. You may as well say that you like pub crawls but only drink lemonade because you don't get a hangover. I'm sure the experience can be pleasant enough but it really isn't the same thing.
So I'm looking forward to a (hopefully) hassle free trip to Croatia, enjoying the scenery and riding for its own sake but the GTS is simply a mode of transport, nothing more.
(Braces self for abuse!)