How fast does it go mister.

[corrado]

I'm frequently asked that by the local kids.

[cartmel808]

..... so whats the answer then ?

[stokky]

best is they always look at the speedo, and assume thats your top speed.

so easy just change speedo dial face, for extra top speed !!!!!!!!!!

[YAMLAM]

i always tell em 85.....in third !

[goldeneye]

not as fast as ya mam ya little c**t..... my usual reply...

[drunkmunkey6969]

They all do a tonne don't they?

Everyone i speak to thinks their scooter does a tonne anyway.....

[tarmac tickler]

always thought my lammy speedo was within 5mph or so,, at the scooter shootout had a sneeky peak at it as i completed the half mile flyer and couldnt see the needle on a 90mph speedo,, got me ticket,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,80.1mph

[Norrie Bodge]

always thought my lammy speedo was within 5mph or so,, at the scooter shootout had a sneeky peak at it as i completed the half mile flyer and couldnt see the needle on a 90mph speedo,, got me ticket,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,80.1mph

That's about right ?
Mines more like a rev counter with the needle flicking all over?

[Chris in Margate]

The 2 things that really wind me up are:

Nice moped !!!

Are you allowed on motorways on that ?

[Clubbook2]

The 3 things that really wind me up are:

Nice moped !!!

Are you allowed on motorways on that ?

And are you a mod?

To which i say. I'm too old to be a mod!