What about this one ........ Most men like to think they are marrying a nymphomaniac but after a few years the nympho goes and just leaves the f***ing maniac
Me and the missus went out for a drink last nite and after I had supped a few I said "I love you".Missus said "Is that you or the beer talking?" I said it's me and I'm talking to the beer :fb:
The missus has just said"tonight I'm going to make you the happiest man on earth" I replied"Dont be daft who's gonna help you pack your bags this time of night"
The wife asked me if she pleased me in bed.I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth","what trick ?" she asks. "The one where you shut it and go to f***ing sleep......"