Scooterotica

Woke up on Sunday at Kelso feeling the worse for wear, rolled over and found a brand new ss franspeed exhaust in my tent. Then I found the reciept in my wallet! My question is how do you tell the difference between the tourer and the race versions? and any suggestions about what to tell the wife about the money missing from the account?

bryansmudge wrote:Woke up on Sunday at Kelso feeling the worse for wear, rolled over and found a brand new ss franspeed exhaust in my tent. Then I found the reciept in my wallet! My question is how do you tell the difference between the tourer and the race versions? and any suggestions about what to tell the wife about the money missing from the account?

How did you get back with 2 pipes on the scooter?

really big backpack which resulted in the most awesome bruising all over my back! All the way back to Northern Ireland.

fit the new pipe and hide the old one and dont tell here

Was it that nice big chunky one on the Lambretta Cottage stall?

Well Bryan youve got your self in a right old pickle here mate.. ..firstly

bryansmudge wrote:Woke up on Sunday at Kelso feeling the worse for wear, rolled over and found a brand new ss franspeed exhaust in my tent

Ive woke up to worse looking things than that mate I can tell you..

bryansmudge wrote:difference between the tourer and the race versions?

Does it matter your in bother now mate..

bryansmudge wrote:and any suggestions about what to tell the wife about the money missing from the account

Do what we all do and lie/ bullshit/ your way out of it.. I always say I am selling the old one so will recoup say 80% of the layout so it works out a real bargain..women love that word bargain it turns them on, you know like the 15 pair of shoes in the wardrobe that was a bargain but they will never wear them..

Give Zak a bell at lam cott (if thats who it was off) 01302 350404/info@lambrettacottage.com lambrettacottage@googlemail.com
and ask him if its race or tour....oh and sleep with one eye open for a while pal..good luck.

Yes, it was the one from Lam Cottage, Many thanks for the tips.

...... tell her you won it in a raffle, but you bought £250 worth of tickets.

corrado wrote:...... tell her you won it in a raffle, but you bought £250 worth of tickets.

Better still tell here that it was the runner up prize. You were really after the first prize for her, which was............a weekend in a health spa for one or two females