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soosh wrote:...... .Both were asked to build a machine to get kids laid after school so Piaggio made sure of that...........

I had one just like that but it never worked for me!

ArmandTanzarian wrote:

soosh wrote:...... .Both were asked to build a machine to get kids laid after school so Piaggio made sure of that...........

I had one just like that but it never worked for me!

think this guy liked his .......

ArmandTanzarian wrote:

soosh wrote:...... .Both were asked to build a machine to get kids laid after school so Piaggio made sure of that...........

I had one just like that but it never worked for me!

Did you have a flipover? That can change everything.

i like em both im bi-scooter, tho i dont like largeframe vespas, as for technical stuff on vespas we have a dedicated smallframe forum for all things small and fast where alot of 130-153cc machines would show up a fair amount of 225cc+ lammys
but lammys are far better for turning into chops

Both were asked to build a chicken chaser,Innocenti thought "f@@k it" and dint bother but Lambretta Concessionaires said "we can do this and beat the fuckers this time and did this.......................


All Piaggio could do was come up with this poor effort.............i mean,who would want one!

Dennis the Menace??

soosh wrote:Both were asked to build a chicken chaser,Innocenti thought "f@@k it" and dint bother but Lambretta Concessionaires said "we can do this and beat the fuckers this time and did this.......................

Moses carried this down from the mountain ~ Inside were glorious pictures of scooters never before or after seen ~ So beautiful were they

There were 10 commandments upon which all Proper Scooterists Were to abide

1. Don"t cover your neighbors wasp

2. You should look upon lesser scooter riders with sympathy for they know no better

3. Learn to fettle with mettle

4. Don"t be scared of oiling your hands

5. It"s not a crime to tune

6. Beware of the dodgy dealers ~ they are the devils angels

7. Straddling a wasp is worse than buggery ( Or Leads too it )

8. Twist n Go is a one-way ticket to hell

9. The pearly gates will be closed for sinners ~ practisers of the piaggio religion

10. Lead your life to the full ~ It"s precious ~ Ride the Lambretta ~ Don"t Waste it Sitting on Washing Machines with 2 Wheels




All in the ~ Best Possible Taste ~ Of Course

I do like lambrettas but I just find them a little too slow for me

soosh wrote:Both were asked to build a chicken chaser,Innocenti thought "f@@k it" and dint bother but Lambretta Concessionaires said "we can do this and beat the fuckers this time and did this.......................


All Piaggio could do was come up with this poor effort.............i mean,who would want one!

Id be a happy man if I woke up xmas morning and these 2 where parked up in the garage