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There's a lambretta board??

Mr Muttley McLadd me lad, Hendy will sign you up and give you stiff one, (If Mel got the right stuff) for a pittance. Tsk, "Is there a Lambretta Board?". Have you not sold ANYTHING Lambretta on Ebay? Get a certificate of authenticity and quadruple your money for only £50, you'll then be able to communicate in a pseudo manly way with The "INTERNATIONAL LAMBRETTA AUTHENTICITY GROUP" (who want a patch). Allows you justify extortionate sale value in such a misguided way that you'll get about 25 offers at a tenth of your asking price that will require responses to some very pedantic and wholly irrelevant comments.