One for Rui...

[Treeman]

Hey Rui, how come you know this person?

I met her in a night club in Rio de Janeiro, I chatted to her all night and I even asked her to go back to my place she said no but she said she would give me a blow job if I paid her $50, I said "your on", after a few more drinks we went outside where we started kissing and she went down on me "she was fantastic I never came across a girl that could do the things she did" after awhile I started rubbing her ass and placed my hand don't her pants....WHAT A SURPRISE She realised that I was shocked and got up and started walking away, I said "where do you think your going? I paid $50 for a blow job"

You should have asked for a discount at least, goods not as advertised

[Rui]

All joking a side it is bloody scary how good they look, every time I see a beautiful Brizilian girl Bianca always goes through my mind, are they aren't they.....bloody scary

The other person is Caroline Cossey who was in a Bond film, you would never know it was a bloke once!!

[sean brady scooters]

things were so much simpler when i was a lad..............girls were girls ,and guys were guys...............

[Dibsy]

Eeeeeyeugh, that lass is wearing tights

And so he is ...