How fast does it go mister.

[Toddy]

The 3 things that really wind me up are:

Nice moped !!!

Are you allowed on motorways on that ?

And are you a mod?

To which i say. I'm too old to be a mod!

+ where's your parka

[eden]

I'm frequently asked that by the local kids.

the answer I give is...
"too fast for the engine to cope with"!

usually confuses them for long enough for me to escape

[gerryjunior]

when are you going to buy a real bike, ??

[shocky]

When I turned up at a new office one guy saw my helmet and asked what bike I said I have a scooter ohhhe said not a real bike then I said no a real scooter he was a bit puzzled .

[Morgan]

I'm frequently asked that by the local kids.

Well....according to the speedo....

[dirtyhandslopez]

You ride that all the way from England?

[coaster]

The 3 things that really wind me up are:

Nice moped !!!

Are you allowed on motorways on that ?

And are you a mod?

To which i say. I'm too old to be a mod!

+ where's your parka

I tell them I was a Parka wearing Mod when I was 16 but by 17 I moved on

[Pepot]

The worst think I've been asked by young people is "what a strange vespa! How old is" It hurts my lammy heart...

[Muttley McLadd]

And are you a mod?

To which i say. I'm too old to be a mod!

Are you Yoda's dad?

[eden]

lol