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Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:57 pm

Well into page two and nobody has said Jeremy Clarkson.
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Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:04 am

Oxygen thief
"Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better."

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Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:48 am

"Jihadi John"-the "British" muslim thats beheading Brits.

One round through his b@11@x, and the other through his spine- very high up. Not enough to kill you understand..............

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Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:10 am

Muttley McLadd wrote:Well into page two and nobody has said Jeremy Clarkson.
Jeremy is a God ;)

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Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:16 pm

The tyres on Shaunmc's tomahawk lol

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Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:04 pm

I would've said Thatcher but she managed to escape, so Osborne that nasty little weasel and Jihadi John a definite -good shout.
Or Clarkson the obnoxious tw@7.

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Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:27 am

The interfering ,meddling ,twisted mother in law would get one of my bullets ,I'm not sure on my second one :shock:

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Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:04 am

Chris "No Talent" Evans and the guy that appointed him as the new Top Gear presenter....................
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:39 pm

actually I've had a rethink- its someone whose an absolute tosser and can't mind his own business. Barges in on threads and takes over and twists whats been said before. Stirs people up and is basically a waste of oxygen.

His name escapes me at the moment though.......................
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:40 pm

Careful you might get added as a 'foe'
"Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better."

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