Scooterotica

"I took the shell of me racing snail today, but it made him a bit sluggish"


I bought an edible chess set from a shop today, but had to take it back.

Said to the man, "It's stale, mate"

He said, "You sure?"

I said, "Yes, check, mate?"



I love stupid jokes ( 'cus I'm stupid)

What about this one ........ Most men like to think they are marrying a nymphomaniac but after a few years the nympho goes and just leaves the f***ing maniac

theres many a true word said in jest ..

Me and the missus went out for a drink last nite and after I had supped a few I said "I love you".Missus said "Is that you or the beer talking?" I said it's me and I'm talking to the beer :fb:

bought the wife a memory stick ,
WOW it`s great she hasn`t forgotten my beer , dinner or sex once
since the first beating!!!

The missus has just said"tonight I'm going to make you the happiest man on earth" I replied"Dont be daft who's gonna help you pack your bags this time of night"

i had a wig made from bum hair but the bloody thing kept blowing off! i love stupid jokes as well lol

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
Did you hear about the Nobel prize winning scarecrow? He was outstanding in his field.

The wife asked me if she pleased me in bed.I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth","what trick ?" she asks. "The one where you shut it and go to f***ing sleep......"

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gave her one.