Stupid Jokes

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dapper
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:13 pm

"I took the shell of me racing snail today, but it made him a bit sluggish"


I bought an edible chess set from a shop today, but had to take it back.

Said to the man, "It's stale, mate"

He said, "You sure?"

I said, "Yes, check, mate?"



I love stupid jokes ( 'cus I'm stupid) :D :D :D
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:27 pm

What about this one ........ Most men like to think they are marrying a nymphomaniac but after a few years the nympho goes and just leaves the f***ing maniac :roll:

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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:52 pm

theres many a true word said in jest .. :lol:
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Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:07 pm

Me and the missus went out for a drink last nite and after I had supped a few I said "I love you".Missus said "Is that you or the beer talking?" I said it's me and I'm talking to the beer :fb:

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Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:15 pm

bought the wife a memory stick ,
WOW it`s great she hasn`t forgotten my beer , dinner or sex once
since the first beating!!!
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Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:23 pm

The missus has just said"tonight I'm going to make you the happiest man on earth" ;) I replied"Dont be daft who's gonna help you pack your bags this time of night"

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Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:30 pm

i had a wig made from bum hair but the bloody thing kept blowing off! i love stupid jokes as well lol

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Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:31 pm

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
Did you hear about the Nobel prize winning scarecrow? He was outstanding in his field.
Enough of this modern italian crap ;-)

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Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:39 pm

The wife asked me if she pleased me in bed.I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth","what trick ?" she asks. "The one where you shut it and go to f***ing sleep......"

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Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:41 pm

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gave her one.
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