Q/ What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A/ One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.
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- Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:04 pm
- Forum: Sports Bar
- Topic: Stupid Jokes
- Replies: 253
- Views: 113565
- Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:41 pm
- Forum: Sports Bar
- Topic: Stupid Jokes
- Replies: 253
- Views: 113565
Re: Stupid Jokes
I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts. "Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try." After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. "Come on," she demanded, "When was I...
- Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:38 pm
- Forum: General Scooter Chat
- Topic: WARNING Major update
- Replies: 43
- Views: 20732
Re: WARNING Major update
Just ordered something (not from a scooter company) after I checked to see who their courier was. DPD, they said. Excellent, thinks me after my previous positive experience. Check the tracking number - DPD says it's been passed on to Hermes for delivery. Oh dear. I checked the Hermes tracking and no...
- Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:12 am
- Forum: Sports Bar
- Topic: Stupid Jokes
- Replies: 253
- Views: 113565
Re: Stupid Jokes
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were on their first visit to a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that would move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having...
- Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:11 pm
- Forum: General Scooter Chat
- Topic: Spotted today
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3027
Re: Spotted today
My old boss told me he used to have an Li with a screen like that back in the day. He said when he went over 30mph is used to bend in the wind and keep twacking him in the face!
- Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:05 am
- Forum: General Scooter Chat
- Topic: WARNING Major update
- Replies: 43
- Views: 20732
Re: WARNING Major update
These days I check who the courier is, and more often than not request Royal Mail as the depot is close to where I work. Last week I had a parcel delivered by DPD who offered the option of collecting from a local shop. In this case it was a local pharmacy who open til 8.30pm. Received texts saying w...
- Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:53 am
- Forum: General Scooter Chat
- Topic: Silver BBQ paint...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2521
Re: Silver BBQ paint...
Make sure you cure it by running the engine so the exhaust gets hot for about half an hour. It doesn't really dry unless you heat it, and then it gets everywhere. Good stuff though. I used the B&Q stuff which is better than the high temperature paint for exhausts that my mate gave me.
- Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:06 pm
- Forum: Sports Bar
- Topic: The Song Title Thread - Pointless but Addictive!
- Replies: 25751
- Views: 4614669
Re: The Song Title Thread - Pointless but Addictive!
So Cold - The Popguns
- Wed Sep 16, 2015 1:11 pm
- Forum: Sports Bar
- Topic: The Song Title Thread - Pointless but Addictive!
- Replies: 25751
- Views: 4614669
Re: The Song Title Thread - Pointless but Addictive!
Death In The Afternoon - Hoodoo Gurus
- Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:38 pm
- Forum: Sports Bar
- Topic: Stupid Jokes
- Replies: 253
- Views: 113565
Re: Stupid Jokes
What's worse than a cardboard box?
Paper tits.
Paper tits.