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bsso78

A bloke goes to the pictures and a duck comes and sits next to him.
“Excuse me “ he says “but are you a duck?”
“Yes I am” replies his feathered neighbour.
“So what are you doing at the pictures?” he asks.
Duck replies “Well I liked the book...”

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Timbo wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:59 pm
bsso78 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:44 pm
Timbo wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:58 am Listen guys this is quite a serious and interesting post, if your not interested then go and play elsewhere...thank you.

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Which side of a duck has the most feathers?

The outside

Can I ask if you are a member of the LCGB ?

Of course you can flower

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Timbo wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:58 am Listen guys this is quite a serious and interesting post, if your not interested then go and play elsewhere...thank you.

No.

Which side of a duck has the most feathers?

The outside

bsso78

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put him in a microwave until his Bill Withers

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Sach wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:34 pm
bsso78 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:53 pm Man comes home from the pub with a duck under his arm and says this is the pig I’ve been shagging. His wife says that’s not a pig it’s a duck.
Man says I’m not talking to you.
Did the duck go to the AGM?

Duck knows

bsso78

Man comes home from the pub with a duck under his arm and says this is the pig I’ve been shagging. His wife says that’s not a pig it’s a duck.
Man says I’m not talking to you.

bsso78

I went to school with Frank Martinland, a very studious youth who moved to Iceland to study swallow migration.

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Scooterdude wrote: "Think it’s Gavin Frankland who owns BLOA " I think that's what all the hassle is about, who does own BLOA :? Well all right then, whoTHINKS he owns BLOA. Perhaps they’re related then? Or just a strange coincidence bit like the two Harry Barlow’s. Are they related to Ga...

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Well to me it’s down south

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I can get the scooter rider to autograph it for you if you want? I think he charges £10 for signed pictures but it’s £20 for canvas cos he has to use a special pen.

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